Z-League: 2025 - Week 04
This late, late Week 4 Scumbag Report was sponsored by Tito’s because they had our creative team on set for an absolutely grueling week long marketing production that left us far too gassed to report. That said, this will be an exceptionally brief recap.
The league scoring median was 108.25pts, median victory was 21.96pts, the largest victory of 55.76pts was FC Matt, and the smallest victory of 4.72pts was FC Alex.
🧃 Player Of The Week: FC Zane - Puka Nucua (LAR, WR) 36pts
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Previously winless FC Matt got up off the mat (pardon the pun) and earned a decisive victory against FC Joel scoring both the most points of the week, and the season thus far, with 162.24pts on the way to an impressive 55.76pt win.
All time: Matt 7 - Joel 4 
Big bro bro FC Tyler  👚🪨👚 came up short yet again this season against a little bro bro, this time suffering the week’s smallest loss, a 4.76pt defeat at the hands of FC Alex. This now leaves FC Tyler in the fateful situation of being the last team in the league still praying for a win.
All Time: Alex 6 - Tyler 5
With nearly more players on IR or Out than active, FC Nathaniel made an incredibly savvy midweek waiver pick up of Woody Marks (Hou, RB) who ended up going to be their team’s high scoring player of the week with a startling 27.9pts and helped secure a sneaky win against the middling FC Justin.
All time: Nathaniel 6 - Justin 2
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As we turn the corner on the quarter mark of the season, FC Lizwe 🏆🪨🏆 remains the last undefeated team and continues to flex on the league, this week delivering FC Noah a 20.02pt loss.
All time: Lizwe 1 - Noah 0