Z-League: 2025 - Week 05
Jerry Jones giving a big “thumbs up” to Jets fans after a Cowboys victory in Week 5.
This week’s late Report was sponsored by the University of Mary Washington who called upon on our creative team to assist with their Fall 2025 marketing campaign. It’s good to be busy, but damn we’re looking forward to taking a breath next week.
The league scoring median was 110.26pts, median victory was 21.36pts, the largest victory of 68.6pts was FC Braden, and the smallest victory of 6.54pts was FC Frank.
🧃 Player Of The Week: FC Joel - Rico Dowdle (CAR, RB) 32.4pts
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DEALS & DENTS
League first round pick tracker
After a dud in week 1, FC Zane 🏆🪨 🏆 has now rattled off four consecutive victories and moved into 1st place of the League after their 21.36pt victory over FC Ray. Through the first five games, FC Zane’s first round pick (12th overall) Puka Nacua, is averaging a league high 26.8pts which will surely aid their cause next weekend against FC Frank.
All Time: Zane 2 - Ray 5
In a battle of the early season titans, FC Jacob made light work of undefeated FC Lizwe and easily handed them their first loss of the season. FC Lizwe scored 41% less points than their season average and which certainly could be a cause for concern heading into their matchup next week against FC Alex with a Holleran Bros™ sweep on the line. 👶🏼 👨🏼🦲 👨🏼
All time: Jacob 1 - Lizwe 0
Another week, another bro on bro crime in the Holleran family. FC Luke didn’t pull any punches in week 5 and scored a league high 144.24pts this week against lil bro bro FC Alex while securing a 27.14pt victory.
All time: Luke 6 - Alex 4
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LONG JAWN OF THE WEEK
With 206 yards rushing, three receptions, and one touchdown Uncle RIco Dowdle (CAR, RB) provided FC Joel with perhaps the most unexpected fantasy performance of the year by scoring 32.4pt to help their team hand FC Tyler 👚🪨👚 a 40.84pt loss, their fifth consecutive, and remain winless on the year so far.
All time: Joel 6 - Tyler 2
