Z-League: 2025 - Week 06
Well, it took two weeks and the league landscape has shifted dramatically in that time, but we finally got ourselves together over here and are excited to publish the Week 6 Scumbag Report “on time”. This week our league scoring median was 100.88pts which is our lowest of the season so far and was driven by 9 teams scoring under 100pts. Our median victory was 15.36pts, with largest victory of 55.08pts belonging to FC Zane, and the smallest victory of 4.94pts attributed to FC Nathaniel.
🧃 Player Of The Week: FC Lizwe - Bijan Robinson (ATL, RB) 35.8pts
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Despite losing league scoring leader, Puka Nacua, in the second quarter of the Ram’s game, FC Zane 🏆🪨🏆 did it again and won their 5th straight game. Behind breakout, Cam Skattebo’s, (NYG, RB) 31pts FC Zane pulled off the largest win of the week, 55.08pts, against FC Frank who’s been no slouch this season. Will FC Zane’s streak and 1st place position continue without Nacua next weekend versus the perpetually underperforming FC Justin?
All time: Zane 2 - Frank 7
FC Jacob continues to mow down the competition and has been averaging 115.17ppg on their 5 game heater following a weekend shoot out with FC Nicholas and walking away with a 15.36pt victory.
All Time: Jacob 6 - Nicholas 4
Mr. Mighty Mighty Cougar aka Mr. Miller Lite aka Mr. Mountain Top aka Booker aka FC Daniel showed no mercy to FC Tyler 👚🪨👚 and with the aid of Josh Jacobs second 30+ point game in a row, handed them their 6th consecutive defeat with a 37.44pt loss. Please consider lighting a candle and making a small donation at your local parish this Sunday for our dear comrade during their dire times.
All time: Daniel 5 - Tyler 2
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What happened to that boy??? Despite FC Lizwe’s Player Of The Week, Bijan Robinson’s 35.8pts, FC Alex accomplished what the big bro bros could not and claimed a 11.34pt win. This dub foiled FC Lizwe’s attempt at the Holleran Bro Sweep™ and gave them their second consecutive loss now. FC Alex will have to dig deep again to defend the family name next week as they’ll face FC Jacob who has already taken down FC Tyler and FC Luke this season. 👶🏼 👨🏼🦲 👨🏼
All time: Alex 1 - Lizwe 0
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